Oh...Canada - Dirty version

I told this guy where I was from
 He said oh, Canada
 Kinda laughs it off, real funny huh?
 Yeah, uh, come on
 (O Canada)
 1-2, 1-2, mic check, 1-2, 1-2
 Yeah
 (O Canada)
 Uh, yea
 From the land of the lost
 Trans-Canada crossed
 Patriotic and a honor
 With my hand on my heart
 From the greatest of lakes
 To the greenest of greens
 To the rockiest mountains
 And everything in between
 O-o-o Canada
 Oh you're no fan of us?
 'Cause our movie and TV shows are so amateur?
 Yeah, we laugh it off, that don't really bother me
 Look, we ain't serious unless we really gotta be
 Humorous attitude like Kids in the Hall
 Like Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, hell we claiming them all
 It's the Great White North
 Home of the funniest actors
 The brunt of the joke
 With an abundance of laughter
 The Red and White flag
 Keep it high keep it visual
 People say Canada and get stereotypical
 Think we finish every sentence with buddy or bye
 And if it ain't that its either dude, eh or guy
 (Canadaka eh)
 Yeah we consider it people
 And smoking marijuana
 We consider it legal
 Still doing rap like the 1990's
 But that's how we like it off timed and grimey
 I know where I'm from and I told ya before
 North of America hard to ignore
 Every time I go away I tell them for sure
 I'm from Canada o-o-o Canada
 (O Canada)
 O Canada o-o-o Canada
 (O Canada)
 I'm from Canada
 O-o-o Canada
 The Class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic
 The Class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic
 The Class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic
 The Class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic
 I've been around the globe and
 Heard the confusion
 Honestly a lot of y'all are ignorant and stupid
 Yes, we have microwaves, tvs and cell phones
 Unintelligent fuck we invented the telephone
 We made Yahtzee
 The light bulb, hockey
 And bred the greatest players, Gretzky to Crosby
 We all got at least one drinking buddy
 And after one drink, all of us think we're funny
 Our national mascot's a damn beaver
 O Canada we love our beaver
 Home of Hell's Angels the RCMP
 Home of Gordon Lightfoot and SCTV
 The Underground Rail Road
 Georges St. Pierre
 Right here is where he calls home
 Our health care system
 Y'all know its free
 Keep our girls banging with a full mouth of teeth
 I won't even get into the music on the streets
 They say hip hop is dead
 Naw its up north with me
 I could do this all day its a part of my routine
 But supper's almost done and tonight poutine
 I know where I'm from and I told ya before
 North of America hard to ignore
 Every time I go away I tell em for sure
 I'm from Canada o-o-o Canada
 (I'm from the east coast of Canada)
 O-o-o Canada
 (I'm from the east east east coast)
 Yo yo!
 See I'm from Canada so sometimes the words come out of my mouth like this
 Get used to it
 (O Canada, we stand on guard for thee)