Audience Of One

Sunday nights that you want a
 Black velvet cake
 Sweet heart can bargain
 Half price mistakes
 She will go down with her ship
 Like a good captain
 You're sitting on the dock playing for
 An audience of one
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 Pacing your apartment, linoleum floors
 Get a call from an old friend
 She never like them before
 He will drive all over three lanes
 You sit tight, shotgun
 When she rifles waving for
 An audience of one
 You came out from the country
 Wearing momma's clothes
 You were born in the city
 Daddy's dominos
 You need a record you can move to
 Well we got one
 Drop the needle
 We are playing for an audience of one
 Drop the needle
 We are playing for an audience of one
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 One gets all of you, two jealous
 Three get even less
 Four divides you up then you're left
 Pleasing all your guests
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 Reach out your pointed finger
 And touch the globe
 Spin around and where it stops
 You've got to pack your bags and go
 Land in the Mohave Desert
 Sing for the sun
 Three's too many when you're playing for
 An audience of one
 Two's too busy when you're playing for
 An audience of one
 One is the only way playing for
 An audience of one
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