Me And My Imaginary Friend

You never sleep, and you never go home
 My secrets you keep, I'm never alone
 We're joined at the hip and this I comprehend
 We'll be together 'til the end, me and my imaginary friend
 You never tell me, what I have to do
 We can sit in silence, or visit the zoo
 We know what is real, and what is pretend
 Together 'till the bitter end, me and my imaginary friend
 You don't have to pay an arm and a leg
 Conjure them up inside your own head
 Short and tall, fat or thin
 Open the door, invite them in
 Hello how are you, how you been?
 So now you have someone, someone to love
 A gift from yourself, a gift from above
 If you're dining alone, get a table for two
 We can talk our faces blue, 'bout all the things that we've been through
 Together forever
 Till the credits end
 Me and my imaginary friend