Houlihans at the Holiday Inn

One month on the road will leave you wonderin'
 How any man could ever want for more?
 But three months on the road will leave you stumblin'
 Fallin' through another hotel door
 Throwin' houlihans at the Holiday Inn
 Haven't put boot heel to belly since can't remember when
 And I'll sing you all the songs of my workin' cowboy kin
 Then it's back to throwin' houlihans at the Holiday Inn
 Highwayside grazin' herd of cattle
 Folks 'round here pulled in a decent yield
 A view best taken in from the saddle
 I'm starin' through this dirty, cracked windshield
 Throwin' houlihans at the Holiday Inn
 Haven't put boot heel to belly since can't remember when
 And I'll sing you all the songs of my workin' cowboy kin
 Then it's back to throwin' houlihans at the Holiday Inn
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 If I'm paid well, a tale I'll tell and sing
 And I seldom pay a cent for my drinks
 Folks in here tonight, they think I'm a king
 I'd trade it all for a double-rigged saddle and a good pair of chinks
 Throwin' houlihans at the Holiday Inn
 Haven't put boot heel to belly since can't remember when
 And I'll sing you all the songs of my workin' cowboy kin
 Then it's back to throwin' houlihans at the Holiday Inn
 Then it's back to throwin' houlies at the Holiday Inn