This Is Fun

This is a fun night for dancing directly in the devil's gunsight
 Carousing in the crosshairs yeah secreting sunlight
 Laughing in the face of a fucking demon
 Jumping screaming
 Something seeming wrong
 Sing the song until it's done right
 Ring the gong to start the pit fight
 Until an emcee get their shit right
 And by emcee I mean human
 Just a body I'm consuming
 Certain death is looming in the rafters
 And we got what he's after
 So let's make a disaster
 With love light and laughter
 Sacrifice a bunk crunk rapper
 Skin him like a trapper
 Keeper of the rapture
 Reaper of the captured meat
 Peeper of the beat
 Your shit's weak you're up shit's creek
 I'm geeking heat seeking beat peeping
 Mic tweaking brain leaking rap beacon
 Nothing ever ended so I don't know where to begin
 My whole life is like a long weekend
 Used to be a church deacon
 Let loose herds of words to get nerds freaking
 Birds cheeping that means the end of the evening
 Come on everybody in the room that's still breathing
 Pick up your bones pull out your cell phones
 On to the afterparty yeah come on yo we leaving
 So knock knock who is it
 It's time for a visit
 From that old time party rhyme I know you miss it
 If you got a problem throw it in a bottle
 Like a scale model of a ship
 Yeah that's right dismiss it
 Or is it the end of the world
 I hardly think so
 Even if it's last call you can get another drink yo
 There's only five years left until 2012
 But this is fun this is fun this is fun
 Don't let anyone tell you different
 It's the incorrigable unignorable explorable nobleman
 Gnawing at your feet like a Doberman
 Sober when I'm sleeping
 Cobra when I'm creeping
 Wolf up in the sheep
 Dirty demon and I'm leaping
 Novel reading hovel dwelling
 Rap cretin craft selling
 Look at an emcee's head like Gallagher look at a watermelon
 Rebelling pre-selling tickets
 Got to pay the Grinch
 Hip hop's Terry Gilliam slash David Lynch
 I paid the bitch
 That's why I get to fuck her
 But don't get mad get glad girls
 I'm still a sucker
 I love falling in love
 Doing Dionysian drugs
 I'm increasing the hugs and decreasing the thugs
 I love increasing the pace
 So sink your teeth in the bass
 I leave an emcee looking like that they had pleats in their face
 Smoke lareets and get blazed with my feet in your face
 Defeat you in a race
 Delete you not a trace
 What a waste cut a face
 Got that movie butter taste
 But I'm laced with LSD-25 so get live in the fucking place
 Chug a case of Coors go on tours kick open doors
 Out in the rain while it pours while you eat between snores
 Hit up stores buy a water take a piss
 Buy a water take a piss
 Buy a water take piss buy a water and some papers smoke a spliff
 Life is jumping off a cliff
 Hey guess what meathead
 I don't give a motherfucking shit about street cred
 So knock knock who is it
 It's time for a visit
 From that old time party rhyme I know you miss it
 If you got a problem throw it in a bottle
 Like a scale model of a ship
 Yeah that's right dismiss it
 Or is it the end of the world
 I hardly think so
 Even if it's last call you can get another drink yo
 There's only five years left until 2012
 But this is fun this is fun this is fun
 Don't let anyone tell you different
 So knock knock who is it
 It's time for a visit
 From that old time party rhyme I know you miss it
 If you got a problem throw it in a bottle
 Like a scale model of a ship
 Yeah that's right dismiss it
 Or is it the end of the world
 I hardly think so
 Even if it's last call you can get another drink yo
 There's only five years left until 2012
 But this is fun this is fun this is fun
 Don't let anyone tell you different