Crazy Eddie's Last Hurrah

Well it sure didn't take too long
 I woke up this morning she was gone
 And the note that she wrote
 Didn't say Dear John, just goodbye sucker I'm gone
 She was a homegrown mountain girl
 Raised in a different world
 I was a wanna be rocker
 She was more into Merle
 Couldn't see it just wouldn't work
 And now I'm double fisting long necks, grapefruit and Stoli
 Never getting over Joely
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 Well I poured myself in my car
 I drove it on down to the bar
 But they wouldn't let me in
 Cause I ain't a movie star
 So I went to the Horse Shoe on Lamar
 The bouncer threw me out there too
 And I didn't know what to do
 So I picked up the phone
 And I called dear Sue
 But the call block wouldn't let me through
 And now I'm wishing for some drugs or a shrink to console me
 But I'm never getting over Joely
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 Well I gathered up all my guns
 And a pipe bomb just for fun
 And I drove to her house and parked on the lawn
 That's right I always was a crazy one.
 Well her boyfriend was sure nice to me
 Said calm down would you like a drink
 And then I shot him full of holes
 From his nose to his knees
 And I polished off her little sweet pea
 And I'm crying on me knees feeling dirty and unholy
 But I'm never getting over Joely
 Now I'll probably get life and serve at least forty,
 But I'm never getting over Joely