It's True

I made you a cake so warm and blue
 I made you a cake it's true
 I made you a cake so warm and blue
 But I never heard a word from you
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 I sent you a kiss wrapped in string and glue
 I sent you a kiss it's true
 I sent you a kiss wrapped in string and glue
 But I never heard a word from you
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 Talked to the mailman, he told me what he knows
 Down in the cellar where no one ever goes
 All the bottles and boxes with the ribbons undone
 And a little dead mouse at the bottom of one
 Just a little dead mouse at the bottom of one
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 So I got me some candy and I covered it with hair
 Set it on fire underneath the basement stairs
 When the ashes were done, I threw them in the lake
 And I never heard a word from you