Old Fashioned Shotgun Wedding

One, two
 One, two, three, four
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 Well, I've always dreamed of driving out to Reno
 With her daddy in the backseat with a gun
 That's the kind of dream that some folks call a nightmare
 That's the kind of midnight ride that ain't for fun
 But somehow it turned out completely different
 The surprise was a pleasure through and through
 Now Reno's nowhere near driving distance
 So this old French speaking town will have to do
 For this old fashioned shotgun wedding
 I've heard it's a crying shame
 Do you say "I do", well, I suppose
 It was an old fashioned shotgun wedding
 Give the child a name
 He'll be happy to be having one o' those
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 Well, we lived 10 years without that piece of paper
 In making big old moves we're kind of slow
 And that's 10 years of sharing the same bathroom
 And if that ain't being married I don't know
 But we went ahead and had the ceremony
 Now our lives are still the same, except of course
 There's one new possibility that's open
 I've always dreamed of having a divorce
 It was an old fashioned shotgun wedding
 I've heard it's a crying shame
 Do you say "I do", well, I suppose
 It was an old fashioned shotgun wedding
 Give the child a name
 He'll be happy to be having one o' those
 It was an old fashioned shotgun wedding
 I've heard it's a crying shame
 Do you say "I do", well, I suppose
 It was an old fashioned shotgun wedding
 Give the child a name
 He'll be happy to be having one o' those