Red Alert

Red Alert, Red Alert!
 Red Alert, Red Alert!
 Red Alert, Red Alert!
 Red Alert, Red Alert!
 I'm way ahead of rappers, like where they used to keep the rock cassettes
 I got a leg up like how Cool J used to rock his sweats
 Let's see, I'm the killer you're the victim
 We both got a way with words I'm just iller when I spit them
 Pew Pew, Churches benches
 Clap clap, all you hear, all you fear
 I'm kinda sick so I took this verse off
 But I'm kinda in charge of the fucking project
 So they can't take this verse off
 First off you're nerf soft, hang it up tyke
 Fuck Seamus up? Yeah right
 It's that high-end shit, I must be on another level
 Like I'm at Macy's and can't find the men's shit
 I leave a new emcee shaking
 Hoppin' out the whip the same color as gluten free bacon
 I got that gluten-free, I got that gluten-free
 Yo hold the fuck up, you ain't got no celiac disease!
 You all about frontin' you ain't been on the road
 The only real tour (Realtor) you ever dealt with is house hunting
 Czarface persona, drunk off that Jameson
 On my J.Jonah and I'm out
 Professor X calling! Red Alert! Red Alert!
 Mayday! Mayday!
 Hurry! The Professor needs us!
 But who dare threaten us now?
 Czarface!
 I'm sorry to bother you
 But something has come up that I thought you'd want to know about
 What is it Hans?
 Something's wrong with the kids
 Broadcasting live out the kitchen like a cooking show
 Cake boss, they open off of cookie dough
 I see 'em looking though, I'm on A-Plus
 Game tough, clutch performer and my name's up
 You puff that plain stuff, I hit that sour power
 Might've hit that white girl but I ain't 'bout no powder
 Clash with the titans who blast with the license
 To kill, for real that's why they icing my grill
 Don't deny what I'm reciting is ill
 Not saying I'm the greatest alive, only time will reveal
 I lean 'em in the dope fiend, fire provider
 Light up the whole scene, sinister spitter did it for no cream
 My line-up the finest just like a pro team
 From the bottom I've risen, living the life most dream
 They smiling in your face but the hate's strong
 So I ram it in their face like Jake Long