Wish I Was In El Salvador

I used to be in a gang 'til I beat a kid
 Half dead in a video arcade
 Judge gave me a choice, jail or the marines
 Best time I ever had was being an MP, oh yeah
 I wish I was down in El Salvador
 Where I could jerk off with my gun and kill the poor
 More gang busts after I'm discharged
 Got an offer from police
 "Surprise, we'll wipe your record clean
 If you'll become one of us"
 You've got just the skills we need
 For the government's official gang
 Robothug Riot Squad
 I want more, oh yeah
 I wish I was down in El Salvador
 Where I could jerk off with my gun and kill the poor
 We're just countin' days 'til we do it up here
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 Well, Officer Friendly
 What does Elmer the Safety Elephant have to say about this?
 Well, good buddy
 He says you can't do this (oh)
 Or this (oh)
 Or this (oh)
 Or even this (ohh)
 What about little headed uniformed friends
 Should I handcuff a 12-year-old in the back of their patrol car?
 His toy gun looked real, I had to defend myself
 I'm always lookin' for excuses to defend myself
 People are storming out into the streets
 People are pouring out into the streets
 They hate me, they hate me
 It looks like I'm gonna have to defend myself
 Now
 It's party time
 I look at you and smolder with my nightstick and my shield
 Little kids throw rocks at me, their moms call me a pig
 Commander says I gotta hold the line 'til the TV cameras leave
 Then we'll fire away, make my day
 Just like good ol' Kent State
 Why wait?
 It'll be like I was down in El Salvador
 Gonna jerk off with my gun and kill the poor
 Be a big man with my gun and kill the poor
 Jerk off with my gun
 I think I'm gonna cum
 Then I'll kiss my gun good night
 Put her under my pillow
 Aw!