Tone Deaf

Tone deaf - I can't play an instrument
 Tone deaf - I can't even sing
 Tone deaf - I have to wear ear plugs
 The noise makes my ears ring
 They told me when I was eleven
 "You shouldn't even bother to try
 You've got no musical ability"
 And they weren't telling a lie
 Tone deaf - I've got no rhythm
 Tone deaf - I've got no pitch
 Tone deaf - I couldn't hit an octave
 If it meant that I'd get rich
 All I can do is shout
 Louder and faster than most
 That's what I do for a living
 Traveling coast to coast
 Tone deaf - I don't have good meter
 Tone deaf - I can't sing tremolo
 Tone deaf - I've got poor register
 You won't hear me sing falsetto
 No, I can't hit those high notes
 And I can't go real low
 All in all I'm tone deaf
 And everyone tells me so
 Tone deaf!