My Incredibly Nerdy Cute Lil Lady

If I were a wizard, I'd want you to be
 My incredibly powerful wizard lady
 We could go around town getting all the baddies
 Go back to my place and smoke a fatty
 'Cause how much fun do you think it'd be
 Being high wizards, just you and me?
 Makin' fireballs, inventing new spells
 Accidentally make a swamp monster that smells
 And if I were a warrior, I'd want you to be
 My incredibly beautiful warrior lady
 We could save all the towns folk from evil dragons
 Ride around town in our real cool wagons
 'Cause how much fun do you think it'd be
 Being tough warriors, just you and me?
 Beating big monsters day to day
 Always having enough free time to play
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 And if I were just a boy, I'd want you to be
 My incredibly nerdy cute little lady
 We could sit in my room, play FFVII
 Hanging out with you would just be heaven
 'Cause how much fun do you think it'd be
 Staring up at my ceiling, just you and me?
 We can make blanket forts, play hide and seek
 Can I kiss your lips or maybe just your cheek?
 Your cheek