Kidnap The Sandy Claws

Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws
 I wanna do it
 Let's draw straws
 Jack said we should work together
 Three of a kind
 Birds of a feather
 Now and forever
 Wheeee
 La, la, la, la, la
 Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
 Throw away the key and then
 Turn off all the lights
 First, we're going to set some bait
 Inside a nasty trap and wait
 When he comes a-sniffing we will
 Snap the trap and close the gate
 Wait! I've got a better plan
 To catch this big red lobster man
 Let's pop him in a boiling pot
 And when he's done we'll butter him up
 Kidnap the Sandy Claws
 Throw him in a box
 Bury him for ninety years
 Then see if he talks
 Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man
 Can take the whole thing over then
 He'll be so pleased, I do declare
 That he will cook him rare
 Wheeee!
 I say that we take a cannon
 Aim it at his door and then
 Knock three times and when he anwers
 Sandy Claws will be no more
 You're so stupid, think now
 If we blow him up into smithereens
 We may lose some pieces
 And the Jack will beat us black and green
 Kidnap the Sandy Claws
 Tie him in a bag
 Throw him in the ocean
 Then see if he is sad
 Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
 If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town
 He'll be so pleased by our success
 That he'll reward us too, I bet
 Perhaps he'll make his special brew
 Of snake and spider stew
 Ummm!
 We're his little henchmen
 And we take our job with pride
 We do our best to please him
 And stay on his good side
 I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
 I'm not the dumb one
 You're no fun
 Shut up!
 Make me
 I've got something, listen now
 This one is real good, you'll see
 We'll send a present to his door
 Upon there'll be a note to read
 Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
 Until his curiousity
 Entices him to look inside
 And then we'll have him
 One, two, three
 Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
 Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick
 Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
 Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
 Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
 Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key