Bad Day

I hope that the last the page of your 800 page novel is missing
 And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red mustang
 'cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
 And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby
 I hope that your team lost; I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy.
 'cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
 And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you
 And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up your trash again
 Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
 Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call jenny
 'cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
 But I'm sorry if it ever is