Someone Else’s Cafe / Doomscroller Tries To Relax

You can poison opposition
 Find out which war to declare
 You can polish up the prisons
 And send all your critics there
 You seem willing and able
 And used to getting your way
 But you're still waiting tables
 In someone else's café oh
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 You can call yourself a living god
 If it rallies up the troops
 Reinstate the firing squad
 Lace up your combat boots
 Your vitals are stable
 In your stupid beret
 But you're still waiting tables
 In someone else's cafe
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 In someone else's cafe
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 You can make 'em call you Beelzebub
 You can make 'em call you chief, (chief)
 Make some face paint out of baby blood
 Wear a necklace made of teeth
 You could be living a fable
 In your one man parade
 But you're still waiting tables
 In someone else's cafe
 From the rock of the cradle
 'Til we're dead in our graves
 We're all waiting tables
 In someone else's cafe
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 In someone else's cafe
 So let's enjoy each other's company
 On the brink of our despair
 Does someone have a song to sing
 Or a joke that they could share?
 Let's enjoy each other's company
 On the brink of our despair (on the brink of our despair)
 Does someone have a song to sing?
 Or a joke that they could share? (A joke that they could share?)
 So let's enjoy each other's company
 On the brink of our despair (on the brink of our despair)
 Does someone have a song to sing?
 Or a joke that they could share? (A joke that they could share?)
 Let's enjoy each other's company
 On the brink of our despair (on the brink of our despair)
 Does someone have a song to sing?
 Or a joke that they could share? (A joke that they could share?)