Call You / Love's Labour's Lost

there's shakespeare on the phone again.
 mentions his days with juliet
 complains about his fellow romeo
 and all the trouble that he had
 so, william, here we are again
 it's time to clear the scene
 remember when you failed the other day
 when you tried to tame katharine
 love's labour's lost
 with fancy poems on filthy paper
 roses stolen in a park
 cheap potions of romantic vapour
 you wouldn't even catch a lark
 there's shakespeare on the phone again.
 under his leading lady's spell
 it's me who has to tell you this
 he can not write it down so well