Goons of Hazard - Live at Alabama Halle

Happy hour belongs to America's best loved thugs
 Here comes the 4 wheel prosthetic penises
 Got yer gun racks, tractor tires and lynch mob drivers
 We couldn't find a chick to sit in the middle
 So we drink ourselves sick
 Lean out the windows and pinch ass instead
 We are the Goons of Hazzard
 Glorified on your TV
 We run down bikes and hitch hikers
 'Cause we know we'll get off scot free
 We're the vigilante heroes of your tough guy flicks
 Bashing punks and bums and fags with our baseball bats
 No deer to blow away in the woods today
 So we go to Orville and shoot a black kid down
 Or waste demonstrators in Greensboro instead
 We are the Goons of Hazzard
 Glorified on your TV
 We leave you in a pool of blood
 'Cos we know we'll get off scot free
 Get him, get him
 C'mere, c'mere
 Say something to me?
 Got him cornered
 We've got him cornered
 Is anybody looking?
 Does anybody even care?
 No
 The local papers paint us up to be big heroes
 City fathers and Chamber of Commerce want us deputized
 The stoner gestapo keepin' your town clean, get a shave, kid
 We'll pay you as a strike breaker
 Maybe you'll make Tac Squad for the L.A.P.D.
 We are the Goons of Hazzard
 Glorified on your TV
 We leave you in a pool of blood
 'Cause we always get off scot free
 Free, scot free, scot free
 We always get off
 We always get off
 We always get off free