I Am the Owl - Live at the Paradiso

I am your plumber, no I never went away
 I still bug your bedrooms and pick up everything you say
 It can be a boring job
 To monitor all day your excess talk
 I hear when you're drinking and cheating on your lonely wife
 I play tape recordings of you to my friends at night
 We've got our girl in bed with you
 You're on candid camera, we just un-elected you, ha
 I am the owl
 I seek out the foul
 Wipe 'em away, keep America free
 For clean-livin' folks like me, hey, hey
 If you demonstrate against somebody we like
 I'll slip on my wig and see if I can start a riot
 Transform you to an angry mob
 And all your leaders go to jail for my job
 But we ain't the Russians, political trials are taboo
 We've got our secret ways of getting rid of you
 Fill you full of LSD
 And turn you loose on a freeway, whee!
 I am the owl
 I seek out the foul
 Wipe 'em away, keep America free
 For clean-livin' folks like me
 I send you spinning
 I send you spinning
 I send you spinning all over the freeway
 Spinning on the crowded freeway
 Spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway
 Spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway
 Spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway
 Spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway
 Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, look out!
 The press, they never even cared
 Why a youth leader walked into a speeding car
 In ten years or so we'll leak the truth
 But by then it's only so much paper
 You know, Watergate hurt
 But nothing really ever changed
 A teeny bit quiter but we still play our little games
 But we still play our little games
 But we still play our little games
 We still play our little
 We still play our little
 We still play our little
 We still play a lot of games!
 I am the owl
 I am the owl
 I seek out the foul
 Wipe 'em away, keep America free
 Wipe 'em away, keep America free
 Wipe 'em away, keep America free for me!