Lie Detector

We have reviewed your yellow form
 Congratulations, we find you qualified
 You've just the right capacity
 For putting up with our nonsense
 There's just one thing you've got to prove
 We know how you must be dishonest and lazy
 If you're so desperate
 You actually want to work at this place
 You must be guilty - Lie detector
 Be guilty - Lie detector
 Be guilty - Lie detector
 Till you're proven innocent these days
 Blood pressure clamps around your arms
 Now don't get nervous when we yell in your face
 We know you steal, just who do you screw?
 With what, with who, aren't you a Christian?
 The polygraph, don't make it move
 One little twitch, the anvil drops on you
 Don't matter if you told the truth
 We want your facial egg for our file
 You must be guilty - Lie detector
 Be guilty - Lie detector
 Be guilty - Lie detector
 Till you're proven innocent these days
 Proven innocent these days
 March!
 Ha, ha!
 Guilty - Till proven innocent
 Guilty - It says so on your face
 Guilty - When you try to find
 Guilty - A place to live or a job that pays
 Guilty - When you file a complaint
 Guilty - Against the cop that kicked your face last night
 Guilty - It says so on page three
 Guilty - Who'd think a guy like me
 Would plant drugs in your car?
 Break in your house while you're asleep
 Open your mouth, bet your ass you're watched
 And it's your word against ours
 Yeah, just because we're hiring you
 No, that don't mean that we trust you at all
 You'll have to take a test like this
 Once or twice every week
 We know machines, they make mistakes
 And it's your word against our dead black box
 The machine is always right
 'Cause we know how it makes you feel so small
 You must be guilty - Lie detector
 Be guilty - Lie detector
 Be guilty - Lie detector
 Till you're proven innocent
 Be guilty - Lie detector
 Be guilty - Lie detector
 Be guilty - Lie detector
 Till you're proven innocent these days
 Proven innocent these days
 'Cause when you're innocent...
 When you're innocent...
 When you're innocent it just don't pay