MTV Get Off The Air

Fun fun fun in the fluffy chair
 Flame up the herb
 Woof down the beer
 Fun fun fun in the fluffy chair
 Flame up the herb
 Woof down the beer
 Hi, I'm your video DJ
 I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes
 I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go
 My job is to help destroy
 What's left of your imagination
 By feeding you endless doses of sugar-coated mindless garbage
 So don't create, be sedate
 Be a vegetable at home and thwack on that dial
 If we have our way even you will believe
 This is the future of rock and roll
 MTV get off the air!
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 How far will you go, how low will you stoop
 To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill
 You've turned rock and roll rebellion into Pat Boone sedation
 Making sure nothing's left to the imagination
 MTV get off the
 MTV get off the
 MTV get off the air!
 MTV get off the
 MTV get off the
 MTV get off the air!
 Get off the air
 See the latest rejects from the muppet show
 Wag their tits and their dicks as they lip-synch on screen
 There's something I don't like about a band who always smiles
 Another tax write-off for some schmuck who doesn't care
 MTV get off the
 MTV get off the
 MTV get off the air!
 MTV get off the
 MTV get off the
 MTV get off the air!
 Get off the air
 Get off the air
 Get off the air
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 And so it was our beloved corporate gods
 Claimed they created rock video
 Allowing it to sink as low in one year
 As commercial TV has in 25
 "It's the new frontier," they say
 It's wide open, anything can happen
 But you've got a lot of nerve to call yourself a pioneer
 When you're too god-damn conservative to take real chances
 Tin-eared
 Graph-paper brained accountants instead of music fans
 Call all the shots at giant record companies now
 The lowest common denominator rules
 Forget honesty, forget creativity
 The dumbest buy the mostest, that's the name of the game
 But sales are slumping and no one will say why
 Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?
 MTV get off the air!
 Now!