The Man with the Dogs

I am no one, but I'm well known
 For I am the Man with the Dogs
 I stare at you shopping, watch while you're walking
 Two dogs run around your toes
 You turn around, two eyes break you down
 "Now, who does that guy think he's starin' at?"
 Stop in your tracks, you're being laughed at
 You armored ego is nude
 And I do and I do
 Crack up 'cause I'm getting to you
 I see you, I see you
 And you're pretty self-conscious too
 Ah ah, yeah, yeah
 Down to your church, I'm looking for victims
 Spell of the Man with the Dogs
 I'll haunt you and follow you to work
 That ghost is back again
 Creep into you, I won't go away
 You're taking yourself too seriously
 I smile as you frown and turn to walk away
 Your habits for all to see
 I see a shrew, I see you
 And the rodent things you do
 You see you, you see you
 And you're pretty self-conscious too
 And I'm gonna crack your mask
 Yeah, and I'm gonna laugh
 Open wide
 Oh yeah
 Saw you again, you'll see me tomorrow
 Curse of the Man with the Dogs
 You may not like me, you won't forget me
 Not safe even in Walgreen's
 They've seen me, ask your friends, "oh, I know him"
 Seen but I'm never heard by your lot
 A stare is worth a thousand biting phrases
 See how stupid you are?
 I dare you, I dare you
 To erase my laser tattoo
 You see you, you see you
 And you're pretty self-conscious too
 And I'm gonna crack your mask
 Yeah, and I'm gonna laugh
 What's inside?
 Is it pubic hair
 Is it cobweb air
 I bet you just don't care