Too Drunk To Fuck

Went to a party
 I danced all night
 I drank 16 beers and I started up a fight
 But now I am jaded
 You're out of luck
 I'm rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fuck
 I'm too drunk to fuck
 You're too drunk to fuck
 Too drunk to fuck
 I'm too drunk, too drunk
 Too drunk to fuck
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 I like your stories
 I love your gun
 Shooting out cop tires sounds like loads and loads of fun
 But in my room
 Wish you were dead
 You bawl like the baby in Eraserhead
 I'm too drunk to fuck
 I'm too drunk to fuck
 Too drunk to fuck
 It's all I need right now
 Too drunk to fuck
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 I'm too drunk to fuck
 You're too drunk to fuck
 Too drunk to fuck
 I'm sick soft gooey and cold
 Too drunk to fuck
 I'm about to drop
 My head's a mess
 The only salvation is I'll never see you again
 You give me head
 It makes it worse
 Take out your fuckin' retainer, put it in your purse
 I'm too drunk to fuck
 You're too drunk to fuck
 Too drunk to fuck
 It's all I need right now, oh baby
 I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
 And now I got diarrhea
 Too drunk to fuck
 Yeah, yeah
 Yeah, yeah
 Yeah, yeah, oh