Scab Made Out of Faeces

Let me tell you about
 This week's casserole
 It really fills that hole
 Oh but the taste
 Is like human waste and I
 Wish I'd never been born at all
 Let me tell you about
 My relationship with Nicole
 I really fill her hole
 Oh but her face
 Is like something else and so
 When I bring a condom
 I pack a paper bag as well
 A scab made out of faeces
 Can really stop the bleeding
 Oh but the smell
 Is a kind of rotting hell and you
 Wish you'd never thought of the idea at all
 Let me tell you about
 This week's casserole
 It's like a scab made out of faeces
 Scab made out of faeces
 It really fills that hole
 Oh but the taste
 Is like used toothpaste on mouldy bread so I
 Open a can of dog food instead
 Let me tell you about
 My relationship with Nicole
 I'm like a scab made out of faeces
 Scab made out of faeces
 I really fill her hole
 Oh but her body
 Is like a giant lump of porridge so I
 Close my eyes and think of Mary Elizabeth Winstead instead
 A scab made out of faeces
 Is a ridiculous idea
 But if you're ever out in the woods
 And get mauled by a bear
 Just take a shit and smear it
 On that stump where your arm was before
 And you'll live happily ever more
 But you might need some deodorant