I Threw Glass at My Friend's Eyes and Now I'm on Probation

You're ruining my life day by day
 The butterflies you give me are literally making me nauseous
 This is disgusting, like seriously dude
 What do you think you're doing?
 You're like way older than me
 And you're gross and I don't wanna do that
 Never invite me over ever again
 Just kidding, please do!
 I really wanna hangout with you
 Ooh, ooh, ooh
 Ooh, ooh, ooh
 But fuck you!
 You're so old, dude!
 Like seriously, what do you think you're doing?
 Your hands are so big and you're so tall, wow!
 You know, I kinda wish I had let you do that one thing that one time
 But in retrospect, it would've been a bad idea 'cause
 You don't care about me like I care about you so I feel bad
 Never invite me over ever again
 Just kidding, please do!
 I really wanna hangout with you
 Ooh, ooh, ooh
 Ooh, ooh, ooh
 I'm really ironically pissed off right now
 I'm feeling quite lost right now
 Like in a really big forest like in lake tahoe or something
 Somewhere big and scary
 'Cause you're scary as shit, dude!
 Like I don't know really know what I can tell you
 You kinda freak me out, but we can be friends
 Never invite me over ever again
 Just kidding, please do!
 I really wanna hangout with you
 Ooh, ooh, ooh
 Ooh, ooh, ooh
 Never invite me over ever again
 Just kidding, please do!
 I really wanna make out with you
 Ooh, ooh, ooh
 Ooh, ooh, ooh
 Never invite me over ever again
 Just kidding, please do!
 I really wanna hangout with you