MY LIFE IS A PORNO

Uh, yo, that dropped out what the fuck?
 How do I, hang on...
 Oh there we go
 Shits fuckin' banging, okay, yo
 Yeah, uh, first up I'd just like to say
 Fuck you, Thomas
 Look at me now
 Up in fucking Zef Studios, South Africa
 Where are you?
 Still living at your mum's house
 Anyway, tell her I say hi
 Yo, my life is a porno
 Got all these sexy girls loving my raw flow
 Like this one chick with the fat bum and the tight little corn rolls
 Woke me up and said: "Smiley I've got a sore throat"
 "And sore bum from last night", yeah, I've got a fat dick
 When she first saw it she was like, "It's fuckin' gigantic!"
 In the candlelight, I made the vibe all nice and romantic
 She was way impressed, she said: "I've never sucked a dick that big!"
 I don't really like skinny bitches, I prefer thicker chicks
 My dick's obviously not small, but Ninjas got a bigger dick
 His dick is a miracle, I can't take my eyes off it
 I promise I'm not gay, but I kind've admire it
 I respect Ninja a lot 'cause he is a really good rhymer
 When we hit the town, we drown in a fuckin' sea of vagina
 I recently moved to LA and uh, I must say LA is nice
 Plus all the girls there really like fucking famous guys
 I like girls company, but I'm also happy to stay at home
 All day alone, high as fuck, wanking to Game Of Thrones
 I really miss Khaleesi, Game of Thrones was my favorite show
 If I dated her, we wouldn't fuck straight away, we'd just take it slow
 Girls think I'm mysterious 'cause I fuck with a mask on
 I'm not a 2 minute noodle, yeah baby, I last long
 'Cause if a girl doesn't come, then, I feel like a failure
 Smiley, a young OG from Australia