Bad Friend

You've got to be the worst friend in the world
 You never lend me any money
 And always make me pay for gas when I hitch a ride
 And now, I've killed a couple people
 Totally by accident
 And you won't help me bury the bodies
 You're a bad friend
 I thought you were my friend
 You're a bad friend
 Please help me bury them
 You're a bad friend
 Let me take advantage of your kindness
 You're a bad friend
 I thought you were my friend
 You're a bad friend
 We need to get rid of them
 You're a bad friend
 You can help me cut them up into little pieces
 You should know it was only business
 When I told the cops that you did this
 They'll be here in about 5 minutes
 I'm sure as a friend you understand
 Pass the chainsaw
 Pass the shovel
 Pass the plastic bags
 To put the body parts in
 You're a bad friend
 I thought you were my friend
 You're a bad friend
 You need to get rid of them
 You're a bad friend
 Let me take advantage of your kindness
 You're a bad friend
 I thought you were my friend
 You're a bad friend
 You need to get rid of them
 You're a bad friend
 Maybe you can chop them up and then burn the bodies