Who Keeps Using All My Shampoo

I hired a psychic detective who has been following you around mentally
 She uses telepathic communications to keep me updated daily
 I suspected you were going in my shower, taking my shampoo
 Using things that were totally mine
 All you have to do is just get permission from me
 When you want to use my stuff next time
 Who keeps using all my shampoo?
 Was it you? Was it you? Was it you? Was it you?
 Who keeps using all my shampoo?
 Was it you?
 Who keeps using all my shampoo?
 Was it you? Was it you? Was it you? Was it you?
 Who keeps using all my shampoo?
 Was it you?
 You mean to tell me you paid $300 for a mind reader
 Over a $10 bottle of shampoo?
 My question is, what does it matter if I use your stuff sometimes?
 It's not your shampoo!
 It's not your shampoo!
 It's not your shampoo!