It's Christmas

Children singing merrily
 Carols till my ears are bleeding
 Christmas, at Christmas
 Strangers and their looks of glee
 Smiling at you stupidly
 At Christmas, at Christmas
 Shopping in December is delightful
 If you're into people acting spiteful
 Precious children with their lists
 It's pure unbridled avarice
 At Christmas, at Christmas
 Spend the whole year saving cash
 And then you blow it out your ass
 At Christmas, Christmas
 People laugh and say that I am crazy
 They talk about how Christmas is amazing
 They're all stressed and they're all broke
 Sometimes I think it's all a joke
 We laugh it off and say it must be Christmas
 All these lights are such a thrill
 And so is the electric bill
 At Christmas, Christmas
 Bing Crosby is a liar
 Who roasts chestnuts on a fire
 At Christmas, Christmas
 A tree inside a living room is crazy
 Branches drying near a fire blazing
 You can go and pick your tree
 But you can't pick your family
 At Christmas, at Christmas
 Uncle Jeff is drinking gin
 He's puking in the popcorn tin
 At Christmas, at Christmas
 Politics, religion at the table
 Now you're telling me you don't have cable
 Nothing else can give me fits
 Like presents bought by idiots
 At Christmas, Christmas
 Ties and socks so terrible
 And sweaters only wearable
 At Christmas, Christmas
 Dress it up and call it a tradition
 I prefer a Yuletide demolition
 Everyone is awkward here
 And we just call it Christmas cheer
 So let's all have another beer it's Christmas
 So don't you play your Christmas songs
 Until December comes along
 Oh why was baby Jesus born on Christmas?