Bob

Bob goes to church every Sunday
 Every Sunday that the fish ain't bitin'
 Bob never has to have dinner with the preacher
 'Cause Bob never bothered gettin' married
 He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again
 He always had more dogs thn he ever had friends
 Bob ain't light in the loafers
 He might kneel but he never bends over
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 Bob takes care of his mama
 She's the only one he lets call him Robert
 She don't drive anymore, so he takes her to the store
 And keeps her yard lookin' just like she wants it
 Every week at the beauty shop Bob's mama hears
 Of another woman's paid another man disappears
 Robert ain't exactly scared of women
 He's just got his own way of livin'
 Bob's still gotta antenna on a pole
 Two channels come in, two more comin' through
 He used to watch the news but he don't anymore
 Ain't none of it new, it's the same as before
 He figures all any of it's any good for's keepin' everybody bored
 'Til there ain't nobody like Bob anymore
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 Bob takes care of his mama
 She's a mess but he feels like he oughtta
 A big a mess today as Bob will say
 "She's a big one and she's gonna be a lotta"
 He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again
 He always had more dogs than he ever had friends
 Bob ain't light in the loafers
 He might kneel but he never bends over