Good Rats

Have you ever stopped to think about what rats do for fun?
 Sure they crawl around and scurry, yeah they're always on the run
 But a rat sure likes a good time, just like you and me
 Ill prove it with a tale about a rat-infested brewery
 It started with a little lad named Vermin McCann
 Who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man
 He rounded up his furry boys, though some wore a frown
 They quickly changed their tune and they slammed a couple down
 Chorus:
 One, Two, One-Two-Three-Four!
 Come on all you Good Rats, we'll send you to heaven
 You'll find the Pearly Gates in the froth and the foam
 Cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
 A potion that turned the Guinness to gold!
 Like mice behind a piper, rats from all around
 Soon headed for this factory in old Dublin town
 They surely heard the news about this fancy new rat-brew
 They came, they saw, they had a taste, and knocked back a few
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 The rats were in a tizzy, addicted to the bone
 The hairy lugs were giddy, they were never goin home
 Like a bunch of drunken pirates, prepared to walk the plank
 They drank they sang they took a plunge, and in the beer they sank!
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