Unlicensed Hall Monitor

Here's a guy with a search history darker than a sea trench
 Telling you how to live
 Closet, crawlspace, and attic full of skeletons
 A grown man who can't handle his shit
 A scummy fraud who wants to be your boss
 Can't handle his shit
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 Seen'm all before
 There's always one
 He's hard to miss
 A born asshole
 Keeping tabs on
 Running tattle
 On the people making things
 Seen'm all before
 There's always one
 He's hard to miss
 A born asshole
 Keeping tabs on
 Running tattle
 On the people making things
 There's a guy in a group chat with Klansmen telling you how to live
 Just a matter of time before he's the one twisting in the wind
 A grown man who can't handle his shit
 A scummy fraud who wants to be your boss can't handle his shit
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 Seen'm all before
 There's always one
 He's hard to miss
 A born asshole
 Keeping tabs on
 Running tattle
 On the people making things
 Seen'm all before
 There's always one
 He's hard to miss
 A born asshole
 Keeping tabs on
 Running tattle
 On the people making things
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 But man it makes me sick to sing this
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 But man it makes me sick to sing this