Dirty Laundry - Live at the Millennium Concert, Staples Center, Los Angeles, CA, 12/31/1999; 2013 Remaster

I make my living off the evening news
 Just give me something-something I can use
 People love it when you lose,
 They love dirty laundry
 Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
 I just have to look good, I dont have to be clear
 Come and whisper in my ear
 Give us dirty laundry
 Kick em when theyre up
 Kick em when theyre down
 Kick em when theyre up
 Kick em when theyre down
 Kick em when theyre up
 Kick em when theyre down
 Kick em when theyre up
 Kick em all around
 We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
 Comes on at five
 She can tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam
 In her eye
 Its interesting when people die-
 Give us dirty laundry
 Can we film the operation?
 Is the head dead yet?
 You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
 Running bet
 Get the widow on the set!
 We need dirty laundry
 You dont really need to find out whats going on
 You dont really want to know just how far its gone
 Just leave well enough alone
 Eat your dirty laundry
 Kick em when theyre up
 Kick em when theyre down
 Kick em when theyre up
 Kick em when theyre down
 Kick em when theyre up
 Kick em when theyre down
 Kick em when theyre stiff
 Kick em all around
 Dirty little secrets
 Dirty little lies
 We got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie
 We love to cut you down to size
 We love dirty laundry
 We can do the innuendo
 We can dance and sing
 When its said and done we havent told you a thing
 We all know that crap is king
 Give us dirty laundry!