Money

Money, get away
 Get a good job with good pay and you're okay
 Money, it's a gas
 Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
 New car, caviar, four star daydream
 Think I'll buy me a football team
 Money, get back
 I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack
 Money, it's a hit
 Don't give me that do goody good bullshit
 I'm in the high-fidelity first class travelling set
 And I think I need a Lear jet
 Money, it's a crime
 Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
 Money, so they say
 Is the root of all evil today
 But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise that they're
 Giving none away
 "HuHuh! I was in the right!"
 "Yes, absolutely in the right!"
 "I certainly was in the right!"
 "You was definitely in the right. That geezer was cruising for abruising!"
 "Yeah!"
 "Why does anyone do anything?"
 "I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"
 "I was just telling him, he couldn't get into number 2. He was asking
 Why he wasn't coming up on freely, after I was yelling and
 Screaming and telling him why he wasn't coming up on freely
 It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out"