Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas

Come on over, honey
 And give your uncle Dolemite a kiss
 Well, what you want, baby?
 Would you tell me a story?
 You want me to tell you a story?
 Hell yeah!
 Me too!
 Yes honey, I'mma tell you a story
 About the badass Eazy-E
 He was drinking whisky and gin at the age of three
 Listen and listen well
 He's a bad motherfu-
 Gimmie that god damn book!
 Here, let me read you this one
 Christmas in Compton
 It was a silent night, yes, a holy night
 Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa motherfuckin' Wright?
 Deck the halls with balls of holly
 Fa la la la la la la la la
 Tis the season to be jolly...
 Merry Chrismas, motherfucker!
 Merry motherfuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
 While I'm riding that cot under the missle toe
 Now dashing through the snow
 In a candy red top 6-4 (hittin' them switches)
 Over the hills I go
 Laughing at this whore
 Nuts on rich and ring
 Making me feel right
 Oh what fun it is to know
 That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
 So ring them bells, ring them bells
 She's taking it all the way
 Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way, hey
 Ring them bells, ring them bells
 She's taking it all the way
 Oh what fun it is to nut while she's sucking my dick
 Oh yay!
 Tis the season to get bitten
 Compton crime lick
 And I'm smoking on this shit
 Ho ho ho come sit on my face
 I mean, lap, and tell me what you want for Christmas
 Ho ho
 I want a sleigh ride
 A Christmas Eve stick of rum
 She said I slide down the chimney and I'm gonna cum
 A VCR on the set with nothing but porno flicks
 Get some Rudolph the red nose rein.
 Getcha that gum like a everlastin' gobstoper??? poppa
 I dig a ho
 Crack a dough
 By the nuts oh
 I want to be having a good time fuckin' in tha snow
 I made him drop to his knees
 Yeah you know whats up
 I said here's some candy canes eat'em up
 I send him down, they jumping down, swinging by my toes
 Send me some cheese, I want the candy cream and the loot
 I want Santa to send me a little jack horny guy
 I want him to shake me??
 So all on the hunt, bon appetit
 And a condom in a tree
 All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
 My two front teeth, my two front teeth
 All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
 Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat
 Buck wheat is a waskal
 That's no Chrismas
 And all the toys, boys and girls
 Fuck ya wishes
 I not happy, overjoyed in this motherfucker
 No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
 No shit on the roof, cough up Rudolph's nuts
 When I was young I was the only kid
 Who had enough guts to be
 Good ole hearing on the East
 I'd stay awake just to let America know
 That Santa was a fake
 I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
 But all the fucking bullshit got played when I was five
 Years old, just stay young, bold writing
 Singing "Silent Night", caroling, reciting
 Now all I want for Christmas is my indo wreath
 I got my two front teeth
 Uncle Eazy be the jeezy and
 Just spread me a leaf
 Little kids, don't cry
 When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fucking lie
 On the third day of Christmas, my homeboys gave to me
 Three pounds of indo
 Two birds of cocaine
 And a A motherfuckin' K, bitch
 Eazy-E, oh, Eazy-E
 Show us how you treat those bitches
 I saw mommy fucking Eazy Claus
 Close the door, little bitch
 I'm getting these draws
 I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop
 I don't give a fuck
 I'm getting Christmas cot
 Ho ho ho and away I go
 Oh Saint Nick's got a dick like a pole
 Well where's our shit?
 This motherfucker's cheap
 Shut the fuck up, bitches
 And go back to sleep
 Yo black, what you want for Christmas?
 (Yo black, I want a job)
 For my Christmas, all the fucked up people
 Want some corn-on-the-cob
 A Jew will eat some matzoh ball soup, but a nigger'll eat some
 Chitlins, watermelon, corn bread and some Fruit Loops
 Now who's caroling in my window
 Smokin' up indo
 Mechalecha hi, make a high note
 Get out my fucking yard with your camel
 You wanna get busy and Santa like a.
 I am a rhymer
 The FN clan will make shit slam, it's Christmas time
 The Simple Simon Christmas make me jam jam jam
 Yo black, what you want for Christmas?
 Yo black, I want some cash
 So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash
 Yo, here comes the Atban Klan rough and rugged
 A rump pa bum bum
 A rump pa bum bum
 Merry Motherfuckin' Chrismas
 Merry Motherfuckin' Chrismas
 Merry Motherfuckin' Chrismas
 And have a fucked up new year
 You Bitch!!
 And they all went to prison
 And lived fucked up lives ever after
 The End