My Funny Valentine

Behold the way our fine feathered friend
 His virtue doth parade
 Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend
 The picture thou hast made
 Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair
 Conceal thy good intent
 Thou noble upright truthful sincere
 And slightly dopey gent
 You're my funny valentine
 Sweet comic valentine
 You make me smile with my heart
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 Your looks are laughable, un-photographable
 Yet, you're my favorite work of art
 Is your figure less than Greek?
 Is your mouth a little weak?
 When you open it to speak, are you smart?
 But, don't change a hair for me
 Not if you care for me
 Stay little valentine, stay!
 Each day is Valentine's Day
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 Is your figure less than Greek?
 Is your mouth a little weak?
 When you open it to speak, are you smart?
 But, don't change a hair for me
 Not if you care for me
 Stay little valentine, stay!
 Each day is Valentine's Day