Bonafide

I was always gonna end up
 On the wrong side of the track
 I'm a blonde-hair nut-case freakshow, certified damn maniac
 The wheels upstairs are turnin'
 But I swear that hamster died
 You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide
 Hell raising and high water
 My tires done gone flat
 I'm the bottom of the barrel with a target on my back
 My mind goes to the gutter
 Man to me that's aiming high
 You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide
 Bonafide on the Bible
 Bonafide on arrival
 Them lights are on, but baby, they ain't bright (they ain't bright)
 So, hit me where it hurts
 'Cause, honey, I've answered to worse
 I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (that's alright)
 You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide
 I'm salt-poured in my coffee
 Sugar in the tank
 I'm down to my last dollar laughin' on down to the bank
 I stay off the wagon
 'Cause that horse is too damn high
 You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide
 Bonafide on the Bible
 Bonafide on arrival
 Them lights are on, but baby, they ain't bright (they ain't bright)
 So, hit me where it hurts
 'Cause, honey, I've answered to worse
 I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (that's alright)
 You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide (woo, woo)
 My left foot's on my right foot
 My right foot's in my mouth
 Hell, I'd be droppin' knowledge, but I just can't spit it out
 Well, I ain't ever lonely
 'Cause it's me, myself and I
 You can bet your ass we're crazy bonafide
 Bonafide on the Bible
 Bonafide on arrival
 Them lights are on, but baby, they ain't bright (they ain't bright)
 So, hit me where it hurts
 'Cause, honey, I've answered to worse
 I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (that's alright)
 You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide
 You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide (yoo, yoo)