Daddy Can I Turn This?

There is a button and there's a switch
 There is a needle and there's a dial
 There is a lever I want to lift
 And still you treat me like I'm a child
 And daddy can I turn this?
 Daddy can I turn this?
 Will it be very dangerous? Or will it taste nice?
 You wash your hands in perfume and spice
 I'll tell you when I want your advise
 And daddy can I turn this?
 Daddy can I turn this?
 Is anybody acting your age?
 You got a girl, you keep in a cage
 You give her presents after a while
 A birthday cake containing a file
 And daddy can I turn this?
 My daddy can I turn this?
 The flashing lights go running
 'Round and 'round
 It spits out money
 It tastes like honey
 So drink it down, daddy
 It leaves the slightest chemical taste
 It could be most unfortunate
 Earrings that jangle before they're seen
 She slaps your face like a tambourine
 Daddy can I turn this?
 And daddy can I turn this?
 Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy
 Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy
 Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy
 Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy