Desperation

Girl, you give me writer's block, I'm at a loss for words
 Uhh, my mind's as lost as yours
 I rack my brain but still no thoughts emerge
 Never seen no ass as large as yours
 How much that cost? That's what I call a Roethlissplurge
 You drive me bonkers, I'm about to get my swerve on for sure
 Thought I was pimpin' 'til I felt like Nas, the first
 Date 'cause I think I gave you power
 When I gave you flowers in a vase
 A box of chocolates, throat lozengers, cough drops and Certs
 Probably shoulda never let me call that job of yours
 To talk to your boss and ask him if you can take off from work
 Shoulda been one of the first signs to cause alert
 Man, we jumped in too fast
 'Cause since then I just can't be apart from her
 'Cause nobody's body's awesomer
 I lust her and she loves me 'cause I'm popular
 But you know this ain't love (You know this ain't love)
 Oh no (Oh, this ain't love)
 You know this ain't love (Oh, this ain't love), oh no
 What is it then?
 It's desperation (She's looking for Mr. Right) (Hey!)
 Wants me to be that guy to her
 It's desperation (I can't even put up a fight) (Hey!)
 'Cause I give in at the sight of her
 And I here I go again
 You were obviously oblivious to me
 I swore I was just invisible to you
 'Til I went to the lengths I did to meet you
 'Cause you played so hard to get with me from
 The beginning, now I'm in disbelief, I
 Never knew that this could be such misery, ah
 'Cause now you see nothing but me
 And I don't see nothing but you
 And I'm about to flip 'cause we are—super glued in
 We stuck to each other's hips and we can't
 Do anything individually, which is to cling on
 Scared to be alone, can't specifically describe it
 I just can't seem to give a reason
 That's definitive, just need ya
 Talkin' about I live and breathe ya
 And you pretend to be as mentally and physically
 Addicted to me as Wiz Khalifa is to reefer
 Don't wanna be without you
 Don't wanna be with you neither
 Bitch, put me in a situation in which it's both I wish to seek
 'Cause this ain't love
 You know this ain't love, oh no (Oh, this ain't love)
 You know this ain't love (Oh, this ain't love), oh no
 What is it then?
 It's desperation (She's looking for Mr. Right) (Hey!)
 Wants me to be that guy to her
 It's desperation (I can't even put up a fight) (Hey!)
 'Cause I give in at the sight of her
 And I here I go again
 Just want you to myself
 Don't wanna share you with no one else
 "What the fuck you whisperin' for?
 You get on my nerves, you make me sick
 I think our relationship, it seems to be on the fritz
 I mean it's time that we just split and leave the
 Games behind, your frame of mind ain't the same as mine
 I think you need to finish developing a little more mentally to get the picture"
 That's a negative, Alicia, I will never give the keys up
 To the crib ever again, no Visa
 Not even a gift certificate from Tiffany's
 You better have an epiphany, slut
 Guess what? (What?) The lease up
 I'm just mad the time it took to discover
 You were usin' me for loot like I used you for looks
 Oh, thought you was too good for me, huh?
 Yeah, toots, used to be my Carrie Underwood
 I was your lumberjack
 But I can't stomach this, I'm leavin' you, I'm not comin' back
 She said, "The fuck with that!
 Where's my Louisville Slugger at?"
 She grabbed that fuckin' bat
 And swung it at my head, I barely ducked and that's
 Right when she came up with a kick to the nuts twice
 Steel toe, girl probably coulda put a 100-yard field goal
 Through the uprights
 You know this ain't love, oh no (Oh, this ain't love)
 You know this ain't love (Oh, this ain't love), oh no
 What is it then?
 It's desperation (She's looking for Mr. Right) (Hey!)
 Wants me to be that guy to her
 Lord, it's desperation (I can't even put up a fight) (Hey!)
 'Cause I give in at the sight of her
 Desperation (And I here I go again)