Slipshod

Get me the manager
 Get, get, get
 Get me the manager
 "Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"
 First of all I was greeted with a grimace
 Service with a sneer
 He don't want to be here
 Second of all I was seated by the window
 And the draft was a serious inconvenience
 There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mine
 We put our order in - I can't believe the time
 This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
 Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain't in season
 My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
 And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut
 Rory C, well, tell 'em...
 I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
 This is unacceptable - you're pushing me to my limits!
 "Please don't raise your voice in here sir
 This is a respected establishment,
 I'm sure we can sort this out quietly no?"
 Oh really? Well that's a great vase you got there,
 It'd be a real shame if something happened to it...
 Oopsie
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 Slipshod, kick it
 Slip-
 Slipshod, kick it
 Cunt
 
 Slipshod, kick it
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