Guru Man Blues

If I could know what to do
 An' the right time to do it
 When to laze around
 An' when I get to it
 Mama, I'd be a true blue guru man
 If l knew how to quit
 An' when I'm ahead
 An' stop acting like a crazy fool instead
 Mama, I'd be a true blue guru man
 If l could know when to stop
 An' leave the bottle alone
 An' when I grab my coat an' go on home
 I wouldn't be here in the courthouse now
 When I can tip my hat
 An' walk out the door
 Without having that "just one more"
 Mama, I'll be a true blue guru man
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 (Oh, thank you!)
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 If I could know what to do
 An' the right time to do it
 When to lazy around
 An' when to get to it
 Mama, I'd be a true blue guru man
 I'm gonna tell the judge
 I went 'round the bend
 Gonna give him my word
 It won't happen again
 One day I'll be a true blue guru man, ooh
 Just set me free, an' I'll be a guru man