Heat Wave

A heat wave ride into town last week
 She came from the island of Martini
 The can-can she dances will make you fry
 The can-can is really the reason why
 We're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave
 The temprature's rising, it isn't surprising
 She certainly can, can-can
 She started the heat wave by letting her seat wave
 And in such a way that the customers say
 That she certainly can, can-can
 See her anatomy, made the mercury
 Jump to ninety three, yes, sir
 Were having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave
 The way that she moves that thermometer proves
 That she certainly can, can-can
 It's so hot the weather man will tell you
 A record's been made
 It's so hot a coat of tan will cover
 Your face in a shade
 It's so hot the coldest maiden feel just
 As warm as a bride
 It's so hot, a chicken laid an egg
 On the streets and it's fried
 We're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave
 The temprature's rising, it isn't surprising
 She certainly can, can-can
 She started the heat wave by letting her seat wave
 And in such a way that the customers say
 That she certainly can, can-can
 See her anatomy, made that mercury
 Jump to ninety three, yes sir, yeah, man
 We're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave
 The way that she moves that thermometer proves
 That she certainly can, can-can