Smokin & Drinkin

I'm on my bullshit barstool pimping
 On a Southern fried chicken
 On a whiskey-soaked August day
 And she told me last summer
 That she lost her only lover
 'Cause he's got himself locked away
 He was cooking meth, tripping
 She was on a pole stripping
 Just American as apple pie
 Now she's looking for a lover
 'Cause she wanna be a mother
 Trying to show me that she'd rather die
 She looks a little bit weathered
 But she's down for whatever
 And she probably knows a trick or two
 Says she got a few friends
 If you got a couple ends
 But they'd probably let you fuck them too
 I'm on my bullshit, smoking and drinking
 Just wasting my time
 No worrying no thinking
 More women, more wine
 I'm on my bullshit, smoking and drinking
 Just wasting my time
 No worrying no thinking
 More women, more wine
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 I'm on my bullshit
 Drinking with some trouble
 'Til I start to see double
 And they put me in the city jail
 Sometimes you may have problems
 And the only way to solve 'em
 Isn't always walk around with bail
 I lost a few nights
 And I lost a couple fights
 Blacked out on a whiskey bench
 I sold a lot of ticks
 Fucked a bunch of hot chicks
 And a couple that might make you cringe
 Got to keep it one hundred
 I'll say it if I done it
 Don't give a fuck about how you feel
 All you cheaters and liars
 With your cheap amplifiers
 Talk about how you're, "Keep it real"
 I'm on my bullshit, smoking and drinking
 Just wasting my time
 No worrying no thinking
 More women, more wine
 I'm on my bullshit, smoking and drinking
 Just wasting my time
 No worrying no thinking
 More women, more wine
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 I'm on my bullshit, low temp dabbing
 Pistol grip grabbing
 I'm a chrome-plated man of steel
 Severely underrated
 Occasionally I'm hated
 'Cause I like to tell it how I feel
 When push come to shove
 Got a whole lotta love
 For the people still holding me down
 Made a whole lotta ends
 And I kept a few friends
 Whole time I've been fucking around
 I'm on my bullshit, smoking and drinking
 Just wasting my time
 No worrying no thinking
 More women, more wine
 I'm on my bullshit, smoking and drinking
 Just wasting my time
 No worrying no thinking
 More women, more wine
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 I'm on my bullshit