Avenue Z

Got time to kill, money to burn.
 & burn it will 'cause I just don't learn.
 Gonna raise yer hand, drink yer health,
 Gettin' ready for the night.
 There's crazy Mary, crack-smokin' ho,
 8-ball Ray & Puerto Rican Joe. How you doin'? Get in line
 for the bathroom on the right!
 Exiled to Brooklyn, What the hell am I doin' here?
 An adopted son of Kensington drowning in my beer.
 Walk with me to Avenue Z - imagine my surprise...
 They've got the sand & the sea at Avenue Z -
 You won't believe your eyes & I'm back again
 Walk with me (There's a place I know)
 to Avenue Z (where the freaks all go.)
 you won't believe your eyes.
 They've got the sand & the sea (Another night in hell,)
 at Avenue Z (belly up in the wishing well.)
 imagine my surprise, 'cause I'm back again
 Well, well, well...
 There's Ramon, better back him up
 ('cause) there's cross-eyed Liza with an empty cup
 She seen him coming 'bout a mile away
 & he doesn't stand a chance.
 There's Doug & Ricky, don't they ever sleep?
 Drugs liquor & women, that's way too deep,
 but they're ready to roll 'cause they just got paid,
 everybody gettin high.
 San Juan up above me, got Bollywood below
 got a sleeper cell across the hall;
 don't ask me how I know...