Ready

Raise the flag, gonna pack my rags
 (in a) carpet bag 'cause I'm ready.
 I am the man, shake your hand, destroy your land,
 I am ready.
 Retribution, my solution, electrocution -
 'cause I'm ready.
 Vote for me or not for me
 It was meant to be - y'all ready?
 And if you criticize me or patronize me
 my hand is on my gun.
 What the paper's sayin' while the band is playin?,
 I'm tellin' you I won.
 Don? t stop me - I? m feelin? so much better, all right... Yeah.
 Hey, while I where this hat, the pig gets fat,
 you can hear him scratchin' already.
 Like my father before, fuck the poor!
 All we need is war so get ready.
 I'm a drunken fool, slept through school,
 now I make the rules and I'm ready.
 Gotta say some things& do some things -
 don't you pull my strings 'til I'm ready.
 And if you criticize me or patronize me,
 my hand is on my gun.
 What the paper's sayin' while the band is playin?,
 I'm tellin' you I won.
 And I? ll stand before you now
 that I growed up to be President
 no matter what it takes.
 You've lost the right to choose;
 there ain't no way I can ever lose
 with these New Knighted Snakes.
 All hail the newborn king!
 I can't believe this is happening
 to such a mediocre man.
 Better pour myself a drink -
 my daddy sez if I try to think,
 we gonna fuck the master plan.
 Step right up & vote for me, pull the lever on WWIII.