Muscle Of Love

[Alice Cooper cover]
 Aw, who's the queen of the locker room
 Who's the cream of the crop
 Well Joey took her to the matinee
 Said, "God, she wouldn't stop!"
 Holy muscle of love
 My heart's a muscle
 Well, I must have come to that crazy age
 Where ev'rything is hot
 'Cause I don't know if the things I'm thinking
 Are normal thoughts or not
 Holy muscle of love
 Well, I got a muscle of love
 Yeah
 Ooh
 I read Dad's books like I did before
 Now things are crystal clear
 Lock the door in the bathroom now
 I just can't get caught in here
 Holy muscle of love
 Well, I got a muscle of love
 Holy muscle of love
 I got a muscle of love
 Holy muscle of love
 My heart's a muscle of love
 Holy muscle of love
 Well, I got a muscle of love
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 Must be a gift from above
 Yeah, yeah, yeah