Jack Ass Brigade

Get off the bus and I caught myself running
 Into the truck stop at three in the morning Oh shit
 And you thought you had time to take a dump
 Drop the kids off at the pool
 Stepping out, doo doo, the bus done split
 Now you're asking around people for a ride
 They won't look you in the eye
 They just frown and turn thier heads to the side
 So on the side of the road with the will to survive
 And the nitty witty gritty
 And finally a kind soul gave me a ride
 And the zoomings all around and the japanese are killing me
 For really won't you look at me
 [Chorus]
 J.A.B. jackass brigade oh yeah
 J.A.B. jackass brigade yeah
 Jackass brigade, we got it made, NOT!
 Even when it's freezing cold or icy hot
 J.A.B. jackass brigade yeah
 Whoa
 Stuck in the middle, you're trapped, no one knows where the gig is at
 No one even cares, they just keep looking at my head
 Finally we get around to the station
 Sneaking past the conductor
 And plus the fucking people really scared
 I'ma ducking and a dodgin' just to get to my destination
 at the train station where the guys are waiting for me
 Eee-hoo
 Just to tell me, eeee, what a jackass I can be
 Went through hell and high water to get back
 And all they do is laugh at me
 And the zoomings all around and the japanese are killing me
 For really won't you look at me
 [CHORUS]
 From the frying pan into the fire
 We do it just so that the flames get higher
 I smell something burning, maybe it's my ass
 So I think I'll add just a little more gas
 Circus jerkus, some call it hocus pokus
 Running caddywampus but extremely focused
 If it wasn't for dreams and fantasy
 Too hard to laugh at yourself, so you're laughing at me