Scrutinizer Postlude

This is the Central Scrutinizer again
 Hi, it's me again
 The Central Scrutinizer
 Joe says Lucille has messed his mind up
 But was it the girl or was it the music?
 As you can see, girls, music, disease, heartbreak, they all go together
 Joe found out the hard way, but his troubles were just beginning
 His mind was so messed up, he could hardly do nothing
 He was in a quandary
 Being devoured by the swirling cesspool of his own steaming desires
 Eh, the guy was a wreck, so what does he do?
 For once, he does something smart
 He goes out and pays a lot of money to L. Ron Hoover
 At the First, at the P--, he goes out and pays a lot of money to L. Ron Hoover
 At the First Church of Appliantology