St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Yes indeed, here we are!
 At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
 Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
 An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
 I saw a handsome parish lady
 Make her entrance like a queen
 Why she was totally chenille
 And her old man was a Marine
 
 As she abused a sausage pattie
 And said why don't you treat me mean?
 (Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
 At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
 (Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
 Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
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 Oo-oo-wah