Camelot: The Lusty Month of May

Tra la! It's May!
 The lusty month of May!
 That lovely month when ev'ryone goes
 Blissfully astray.
 Tra la! It's here!
 That shocking time of year
 When tons of wicked little thoughts
 Merrily appear!
 It's May! It's May!
 That gorgeous holiday
 When ev'ry maiden prays that her lad
 Will be a cad!
 It's mad! It's gay!
 A libelous display!
 Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes,
 Ev'ryone breaks.
 Ev'ryone makes divine mistakes
 The lusty month of May!
 Whence this fragrance wafting through the air?
 What sweet feelings does its scent transmute?
 Whence this perfume floating ev'rywhere?
 Don't you know it's that dear forbidden fruit!
 Tra la la la la! That dear forbidden fruit!
 Tra la la la la!
 GUENEVERE & Tra la la la la Tra la! It's May!
 The lusty month of May!
 That darling month when ev'ryone throws
 Self-control away.
 It's time to do
 A wretched thing or two,
 And try to make each precious day
 One you'll always rue!
 It's May! It's May!
 The month of "yes you may,"
 The time for ev'ry frivolous whim,
 Proper or "im."
 It's wild! It's gay!
 A blot in ev'ry way.
 The birds and bees with all of their vast
 Amorous past
 Gaze at the human race aghast,
 The lusty month of May.
 Tra la! It's May!
 The lusty month of May!
 That lovely month when ev'ryone goes
 Blissfully astray.
 Tra la! It's here!
 That shocking time of year
 When tons of wicked little thoughts
 Merrily appear.
 It's May! It's May!
 The month of great dismay.
 When all the world is brimming with fun,
 Wholesome or "un."
 GUENEVERE & It's mad! It's gay!
 A libelous display!
 Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes,
 Ev'ryone breaks.
 Ev'ryone makes divine mistakes
 The lusty month of May!