Dead Celebrity

I'd live in diamond mansions
 if I could.
 I want my own private jet,
 I know I should.
 But I'll never buy my kids
 from Africa or Ukraine,
 and I'll never understand this
 If I lived my whole life again.
 I'm not gonna wake up with a dead celebrity,
 and I'll never pay up
 to the Church of Scientology.
 I won't have to face up
 to the cameras at the door,
 pills on the floor.
 And I'll suffer at the hands
 of born-agains,
 and get punished
 by a fan with old dog breath.
 But then I'd never feel
 the warm embrace of the pouring rain,
 or carry my dog in a handbag
 cause that is patently insane.
 I'm not gonna wake up with a dead celebrity,
 and I'll never pay up
 to the Church of Scientology.
 I won't have to face up
 to the cameras at the door,
 pills on the floor. [x3]